Orlando Bloom ([info]not_orli) wrote,
@ 2003-06-01 19:58:00
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AUGH!!!!!!!


OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs off*



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[At Dom and Lij's place]
[info]tallest
2003-06-01 08:02 pm UTC (link)
Uh, Orlando? Orli?

Could've sworn I saw him run off this way...

*knock* *knock*

Orli, you in there?

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[in a closet]
[info]not_orli
2003-06-01 08:08 pm UTC (link)
*sounds of knife sharpening*

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[info]tallest
2003-06-01 08:38 pm UTC (link)
Orli, are you in there? What're you doing? Come out!

Look, if you're off your head cos of the wings, it's okay. They don't seem to be harmful, or anything. Come on out, let's have a look at you.

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[info]not_orli
2003-06-01 08:42 pm UTC (link)
I can't! I have to stay here!

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[info]tallest
2003-06-01 08:47 pm UTC (link)
...Why?

And if you're staying in there could you at least please stop sharpening your knives? That's very nerve-wracking, Orli, and I've already had a few shocks to deal with today.

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[info]not_orli
2003-06-01 08:54 pm UTC (link)
Because! It's dark in here! And no windows! I'm safe!

*sounds of knife sharpening get louder and more frantic*

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[info]tallest
2003-06-01 08:56 pm UTC (link)
Why, why, why...

Right. Safe... from WHAT?

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[info]not_orli
2003-06-01 08:58 pm UTC (link)
The sun! Jeez, Dom! Don't you know anything!

*sharpensharpensharpen*

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[info]tallest
2003-06-01 09:01 pm UTC (link)
No, Orli, no, clearly I don't know anything. For instance, I don't know how catnip can give you wings. Just as an example.

Why don't you tell me what the problem is with the sun, Orli, it'd be nice to have some information about something today.

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[info]not_orli
2003-06-01 09:04 pm UTC (link)
OMG! Dom! You should be in here too! The sun will get you if you stay out there!

*opens door, grabs Dom by the collar and hauls him inside the closet*

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[info]tallest
2003-06-01 09:07 pm UTC (link)
GAH! Let go of my shirt Orli I can't breathe please

Hhuh! Orli.

WHY.

Are we IN.

THE CLOSET??!

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[info]not_orli
2003-06-01 09:09 pm UTC (link)
It's safe in the closet, Dom! Don't you listen to anything I tell you??

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[info]tallest
2003-06-01 09:11 pm UTC (link)
Orli, I am going to cry actual tears if you don't tell me why it is safe in the closet.

What are we safe from? The sun? What? WHAT?

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[info]not_orli
2003-06-01 09:15 pm UTC (link)
Yes, the sun! Like I said before!

Here, sit! We are safe now!

*sharpensharpensharpen*

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[info]tallest
2003-06-01 09:19 pm UTC (link)
*weeps quietly*

Orlando. Please just tell me. Why do we have to hide from the sun?

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[info]not_orli
2003-06-01 09:22 pm UTC (link)
Because our wings will melt and we'll fall into the ocean and we won't escape the labrynth. And if we don't escape, the Minotaur will eat us!

Don't you know anything??

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[info]tallest
2003-06-01 09:39 pm UTC (link)
Where do I start...?</i>

Okay. Orlando? Listen very closely.

It's nighttime!!!

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[info]not_orli
2003-06-01 09:44 pm UTC (link)
I sure don't want to get eaten by the Minotaur. No way! That doesn't sound like fun at all!

*sharpensharpensharpen*

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*tears fall like rain*
[info]tallest
2003-06-01 09:46 pm UTC (link)
ORLI!

THERE'S NO MAZE! THERE'S NO MINOTAUR! THE SUN'S NOT OUT! THERE ARE NO WINGS!

...Wait.

ARGH!

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Re: *tears fall like rain*
[info]not_orli
2003-06-01 09:48 pm UTC (link)
Hahaha, Dom! Of course there are wings!

What are these?

*flaps*

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[info]tallest
2003-06-01 09:52 pm UTC (link)
Yes. We have wings.

But they won't melt in the daytime and even if they do it's okay because we don't need wings to escape anything plus it's not even daytime it's NIGHT--

Orli. If you come out of the closet? I promise to take you shirt shopping to the shop where I got my pink shirt!

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[info]not_orli
2003-06-01 09:56 pm UTC (link)
No, getting eaten by the Minotaur would...

Oh, what was that? Shopping?

Pink shirts!!!

Do they have ruffles??



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[info]tallest
2003-06-01 10:10 pm UTC (link)
Yes! Some have ruffles, some have checks, loads of them have stripes! Some have all three!

Now, please, come out of the closet and maybe... put away the knives. All right?

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[info]not_orli
2003-06-01 10:19 pm UTC (link)
All three??

Oooh!!!!

Oh, and no, I don't think I will put my knives away.

You know, Dom, it irks me when people constantly tell me how to handle my knives. I did do extensive training. I do know what I am doing. This constant need people seem to have to inform me as to what to do with my knives gets a bit tiresome. I do wish they would stop.

*fingers blade*

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[info]tallest
2003-06-01 10:21 pm UTC (link)
You're... so right, Orli, I can't imagine why people would be nervous that you're running round with shiny naked blades in both hands.

Let's just come out of the closet now, shall we? And no one will bother with your knives. We'll all, I'm sure, stand well away from them.

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[info]not_orli
2003-06-01 10:30 pm UTC (link)
Ok, if you say so, Dom!

But, I don't think we should tell anyone that we were in the closet! They might look at us funny!

Say! Can we play tetris?

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[info]tallest
2003-06-01 10:32 pm UTC (link)
Sure! Let's you and me and Lij play strip Tetris... that always seems to work out well.

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[info]not_orli
2003-06-01 10:34 pm UTC (link)
Ok!

I want to try and get past level 16!

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[info]tallest
2003-06-01 11:29 pm UTC (link)
*big grin*

Yeah... I'd like to see that.

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